Them guys don’t feel, you know, alienated, like, gay people, ‘cos they’re gay. I don’t give a fuck if they’re… Just like I’m… I don’t mean anything by it. I kid the homosexuals a lot, ‘cos they’re homosexuals. You watch me! I know!” “So, Ralph, what are you gettin’ at?” “Norton, my friend! How would you like to fuck me up the ass?” “I know you wanna fuck me, Norton!” “And you know that I know that you know that I know that you wanna fuck me!” “Now I’m gonna bend over, and when I do, start fuckin’!” “Here I go!” “Way to go there, Ralphie-boy!” You know who would be a funny f a g g o t? Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton! Ralph Kramden leaning out the window and: “Norton! Come on down, I wanna show you somethin’!” “Ralphie-boy, whaddaya say there pal of mine ?” “You know Norton, I’ve been watching you. “You make me get get mad I clench up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off!” “Hey, boy, slow down ! You’re gonna miss the round, and come too fast !” “Now come on over here, and fuck me up the ass !” Really, and he’d be walking up to people going: I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood and find out that Mr. So if they do see it, quick, you switch, they don’t get no long stares at your shit… …so that their imagination is flowing about my… I know when you’re looking, ‘cos my ass starts to get hot. You don’t know where the f a g g o t section is, you gotta keep movin’. F a g g o t s aren’t allowed to look at my ass while I’m on stage! That’s why I keep moving while I’m up here. There’s some rules, I got some rules when I show down and I do my standup, I got rules and shit. Before I even get started how about a big round of applause for the Bus Boys.

Filmed on Augat DAR Constitution Hall in Washington D.C.

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